I almost forgot an old chik woman (you know the kind those devil wears prada ladys) told me today that I had a beautiful cupids bow.

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got-my-riot-gear-on:

bootehmaster:

kudwafter:

krakenfacethe3rd:

THIS IS IT

THIS IS THE LEGEND THAT STARTED IT ALL.

I SPIT MY TEA WHY DO I REMEMBER THIS

This reminds me of the time i bought the Crazy Frog CD when i was in primary school and this resulted in having a whole P.E lesson spent dancing to this song….

lumpy-pizza-princess:

bodylovingfatblogging:

I don’t want someone who will just tolerate my body. 
I deserve to be worshipped for my curves. 
I deserve to be loved for my shape and size. 

I don’t need to be told I’d look better if I lost part of who I am. 

I am not a last resort or an easy lay.
I’m a fucking lumpy fat princess and I deserve to be reminded everyday.

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thegeekyblonde:

bigbardafree:

literally thats all anyone would need to tell me to get me to hate john green

"did you know in one of his books the two main characters make out in the anne frank house"

thats literally making out with someone at a holocaust memorial that’s awful what the fuck

especially in the context of the scene, like they act like they’re Taking It Back For True Love bc no one else appreciates the anne frank house in the right way, i love when white christians reclaim holocaust memorials

imaginationuncensored:

guys

guys I just had a thought

what if I got face piercings?

heee you guys are sweet I’ll post some pics tommorow~

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guys

guys I just had a thought

what if I got face piercings?

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Anonymous

(also I’m not entirely sure what OCs you wanna hear about so I’ll just talk about Bione since he’s my baby )

6: Does your OC have any supernatural powers?

Bione is part of a mixed sub-race of human and alien, which are very keen sighted to things like auras/emotions and the supernatural but have very poor vision otherwise. He personally wears a visor to help his vision and prefers to not read a persons aura unless asked.

11: What is your OCs spirit animal?

Biones culture don’t believe in spirit animals the way Native Americans do (and that’s very culturally appropriative outside of the story anyway so I’m choosing not to use the term).
However they do believe in having ancestral guides for young children and for when the person is experiencing troubling times.

These people are usually appointed when the parents are children and can be guides to several generations until their souls have contributed enough back to their family that they can pass on.

12: Is your OC sexually active?

Bione has had many partners before and has a reputation as a very satisfying partner but since meeting Aretha again he has devoted most if his time attempting to court her.

14: Does your OC have a cell phone? If so, what kind?

Ah cell phones don’t really exist in this world, wireless neuro-comms are more the norm…..but I have a feeling Bione would be an iPhone person….

» How Well Do You Know Your OCs
send me a number 1-60 and i'll answer the questions with one of my OCs
1: What's your OCs favorite color?
2: Where does your OC work?
3: What's your OCs favorite food?
4: Does your OC prefer paper or plastic?
5: How old is your OC?
6: Does your OC have any supernatural powers?
7: Is your OC in a relationship?
8: What are some of your OCs strengths?
9: What are some of your OCs weaknesses?
10: What is your OCs favorite outfit?
11: What is your OCs spirit animal?
12: Is your OC sexually active?
13: What is your OCs earliest memory?
14: Does your OC have a cell phone? If so, what kind?
15: What makes your OC angry?
16: When is your OCs favorite time of year?
17: How long can your OC hold their breath?
18: What kind of underwear does your OC wear?
19: Does your OC prefer plaid or polka dots?
20: What's your OCs favorite kind of pizza?
21: Who is your OCs best friend?
22: Has your OC ever killed someone?
23: Whats your OCs biggest secret?
24: What does your OC smell like?
25: What time of year does your OC prefer?
26: Is your OC a human or an animal? (or something else idk)
27: What languages does your OC speak?
28: Does your OC like anime?
29: Can your OC swim?
30: What does your OC choose to do about the, er, hair down there?
31: Does your OC believe in fairies?
32: Did your OC go to college? What did they major in?
33: Are your OCs parents dead?
34: Is your OC religious?
35: How flexible is your OC?
36: What turns your OC on?
37: What was your OCs first word?
38: Does your OC have any pets?
39: Who is your OCs biggest enemy?
40: What is the craziest thing your OC has done?
41: What is your OCs motto about life?
42: Does your OC drink coffee or tea?
43: Who is your OCs biggest hero?
44: What color eyes does your OC have?
45: Does your OC like reading?
46: Is your OC loyal?
47: Does your OC tolerate violence?
48: What social class is your OC from?
49: What country was your OC born in?
50: Does your OC cry easily?
51: What is your OCs favorite genre of music?
52: How does your OC feel about insects?
53: What is your OCs sexual orientation?
54: Does your OC smoke?
55: What gender is your OC?
56: What kind of clothes does your OC wear?
57: Would you call your OC adventurous?
58: Is your OC introverted or extroverted?
59: What is the first thing that someone would notice about your OC?
60: Does your OC enjoy nature?

likeafieldmouse:

Monotropa uniflora

"Also known as the ghost plantIndian pipe, or corpse plant. 

Unlike most plants, it is white and does not contain chlorophyll. Instead of generating energy from sunlight, it is parasitic, more specifically a myco-heterotroph. Its hosts are certain fungi that are mycorrhizal with trees, meaning it ultimately gets its energy from photosynthetic trees. Since it is not dependent on sunlight to grow, it can grow in very dark environments as in the understory of dense forest. It is often associated with beech trees. 

The complex relationship that allows this plant to grow also makes propagation difficult.

The plant is sometimes completely white but commonly has black flecks and a pale pink coloration. Rare variants may have a deep red color.”

hikari-no-hoenhaimu:

imaginationuncensored:

hikari-no-hoenhaimu replied to your post “QUICK EVERYONE TEACH ME EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT HAMLET BY TOMORROW…”

IT’S BASICALLY THE LION KING EXCEPT THE LION KING HAS THAT DISNEY CREATIVE LICENSE OH AND EVERYONE DIES AT THE END

THANK YOU FRIEND MY THOUGHTS ARE CONFIRMED I WILL GET THE ACE ON THE TEST TOMMOROW FOR SURE

I READ IT LIKE TWO YEARS AGO AND I REMEMBER NOTHING IM SORRY I CANT TELL YOU MORE

no but srsly hamlet is super funny when you don’t take it seriously like hamlet goes crazy in the middle because he’s supposed to avenge his father and then he waxes eloquently about how Ophelia needs to become a nun because he’s not gonna marry her ass

Then he kills Ophelia’s dad Polonius when he’s (Hamlet that is) fighting with his mom in her room ~scandalous~

Then Ophelia goes mad with grief and she climbs a tree and then the branch breaks and she falls in a river and drowns (LIKE BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA)

THEN - THIS IS THE BEST PART - Claudius, who is the King and person Hamlet’s supposed to slay, convinces Laertes, Ophelia’s brother, that Hamlet’s to blame so Laer-bear challenges Hamlet to a duel which is like fencing I guess

SO CLAUDIUS POISONS LAERY’S SWORD HOPING HE’ll STAB HAMLET BUT ALSO HAS A POISONED GOBLET OF WINE ~just in case~

So Laer ends up stabbing Ham but Ham mortally wounds him anyway. The queen - Hamlet’s mom - ends up accidentally drinking the wine and gets poisoned. While he’s dying, Laer tells Ham about Claud’s evil plan and Ham drags his poisoned body over to Claud and either stabs him or makes him drink the wine idfk and some prince who’s name starts with an F becomes Hamlet’s heir and carries his body around with honor.

SHAKESPEARE

i am 1000% percent certain that hamlet was trippin on some shrooms a SOME point in this story fc

how is Lucy racist? I wanted to watch it and now im sad :(
Anonymous

aegontargaryen:

anonymous asked: What is Lucy and why is it racist?

lucy is a movie, coming out this summer in 2014. here’s the trailer for it.

anonymous asked: can you please explain how lucy is racist - i’m not saying it isn’t, i just havent seen the film yet or heard anything about it being racist. I was really excited to see it because it’s an action film with a female lead without an unnecessary love interest motivation…

lovely anon, i was so excited about the movie too. i love scarlet and it looked really amazing (apart from that stupid 10% brain thing, i don’t really like that trope) but then i started to realize how racist this movie is. we’ve only seen a trailer, couple of minutes and there are so many racist undertones.

this really says it.

people really see this movie “Lucy”  as a step in the right direction to more representation because somehow it’s revolutionary to have a white person as the (anti)hero killing people of color? People really think that one has to see the whole movie in it’s entirety to say that it’s shit? Other than swapping a white man for a white woman, it’s the same shit of invoking negative tropes and cliches against Asian men in modern movies that we’ve been seeing in the past couple of years since the Red Dawn remake. (source)

because, lets be honest, it’s true. i am all in for female lead in super heroes, and i am not the one who is angry because she’s not a POC. the way everyone else is portrayed, the way how it still hold onto those stupid tropes of asian/POCs as villains just disgusts me. maybe its even worse for me because i’m asian i dont even know.

the upcoming movie lucy will feature the age-old racist narrative of pure white woman (scarlet johansson) being violated by scary, brown men. and the new white feminist trope of women gaining their power by violently eliminating brown men. who needs the white male savior when we now have white female saviors, taking it into their own hands to save their whiteness from all that non-whiteness. so radical. (source)

feminism, hell yes. only white feminism? no. i am not here to see white female saviors kicking POCs ass, who look like they’re really poorly written. did someone who was involved with this movie even made effort? 

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let’s have a look in this picture. we see the white female lead and the asian antagonist. we see chinese writing in the background. 

I just asked a family member to translate this. They came back with “Keep Clean. Apple, scallop & ginger, orange, tomato, grape” (source)

can this be even more ridiculous? just make your fucking research guys. do they think it looks fancy to have chinese writing on the wall? because its not??? its stupid and it makes me angry and/or wants to laugh. 

Okay but why the fuck is this movie set in Asia, filled with Asian villains, with a white female protag? Yes, wow, the lead’s a woman, fantastic, but apart from that it’s not really any different from the other movies made in a long history of having white people kicking the shit out of exclusively Asian villains.

Really, seriously. I just want to know why they had to set it in Asia with a white woman lead. Why not set the damn movie in the US if they want a big name yt actress that badly? Or, why not just cast a Taiwanese actress if they want it to be set in Asia that bad? 

Or maybe not do those things to avoid another Orientalist shitshow because those are exactly the thematic cues they’re going for with a vulnerable white woman being abused by morally corrupt Asian men. OH BUT FEMINIST SUBVERSION! THE VULNERABLE WHITE WOMAN KILLS THEM ALL INSTEAD, YEAHHHH GO FEMINISM! 

Meanwhile Asian cultures continue to be portrayed as backwards, Asian men continue to be portrayed as vile predators, but hey go feminism right? Nevermind that Asian women get thrown under the bus with this too. (source) 

i agree on this so much. just dont motherfucking make that movie in taiwan? and then we have all those white “feminist” who are like: “okay, this movie is amazing, has a female lead in a action/superhero movie and u all still find something to complain about, just shut up”

no. i dont care that she’s a woman if it’s racist. just because you have a female lead doesn’t make the movie amazing. and it sure doesn’t excuse the fact how racist it is. if you really are a feminist, you should know, that feminism not only includes white women. it includes POC women. feminism includes so many more than just that. don’t call yourself a feminist if you can ignore all these things and still watch this movie because *yay female lead*. 

what is even worse is this scene: 

image (source)

white woman literally kills an asian guy because he can’t speak english. LITERALLY. how should i feel as an asian woman? this guy could be so many other people i know in real life who can’t speak english. i could imagine it be my father or other people i know. but no, it’s okay, because she’s a woman. because it looks badass.

she isn’t even in the USA or any other english- speaking state. bUt nO OF COURSE YOU ALL HAVE TO SPEAK ENGLISH. not everything revolves about you. SHE’S the one who is in a foreign country, she should be the one adapting to it and not the other way round. i dont go to USA and shoot people because they can’t speak vietnamese. 

that’s just fucking stupid why even.

for once i’d like to be able to post a trailer for a movie i’m interested in because of the female lead without feeling like a sack of shit afterward because someone needed to take a minute and really dissect every scene in the trailer just to outline how offensive it is. (…) we’re taking baby steps here, people. (…) so can’t we just take a minute to sit back and support an actress we like while enjoying an action film? /not sourcing this one because i am not an ass/

how can i enjoy a movie when i am offended.

how do you suppose to want me enjoy a movie when my people are thrown back down so you all can have your female lead

people say that this might take a step. that having this movie will open the doors for WOC. are you serious? do you want us to always be on the second array? do we have to sit quietly back and be all happy that you finally have a movie so we “might have one later too”?

also watch this video, because i dont really think i’m a great explainer.

well for sure he’s an adult and has a lot of immaturity going on. I felt really bad for Ophelia. He hurt her really bad >(

the little bit i was coherent for i really liked Ophelia and the queen, it was so disappointing how poorly they were treated in the play. Well, I mean, i wasn’t surprised, but still disappointed.

im getting an A for sure

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HAMLET IS LIKE A THIRTY YEAR OLD MAN. NOT A TEEN. AND SHIT TON OF UNRELIABLE NARRATIONS OCCUR

ARE YOU SERIOUS HES LIKE THIRTY?? W O W THAT MAKES IT ALL THE MORE RIDIC

THE ONLY THING I REMEMBER OF HAMLET IS THE SKIT ANIMANIACS DID ON IT BACK IN THE 90S

AND THAT PICTURE OF OPHELIA FLOATING AROUND TUMBLR YOU KNOW THE ONE

hikari-no-hoenhaimu replied to your post “QUICK EVERYONE TEACH ME EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT HAMLET BY TOMORROW…”

IT’S BASICALLY THE LION KING EXCEPT THE LION KING HAS THAT DISNEY CREATIVE LICENSE OH AND EVERYONE DIES AT THE END

THANK YOU FRIEND MY THOUGHTS ARE CONFIRMED I WILL GET THE ACE ON THE TEST TOMMOROW FOR SURE